Overrated/Underrated - Feb 16 2021

1. Rshl- I've been in several sim hockey and fantasy leagues and all aren't even fucking close to our league here gents. The loyalty and quality of dudes here plus the functionality of the site. It's the best hands down. Massively underrated.
2. Trade deadline- if you wait long enough then you can totally capitalize on some huge deals here if you catch a few desperate GMs. That said you wait too long and you can totally fuck yourself so tread carefully fellas. Underrated.
3. Valentine's Day- about as overrated as you can fucking get. A made up day where prices triple on mediocre chocolate and flowers to impress someone who is hopefully giving you BJs for free? Come on boys don't be a sucker.
4. First round draft picks- they don't always pan out. A lot of GMs here have a shit draft resume and would be better off dealing the picks for anything instead of wasting a top five pick on a Mittlesdadt or a Sam Bennett. Cash out while your ahead because you can get a sick amount for these picks gents. Overrated.
5. Rebuilding- if done well you can turn your franchise around in 3 or 4 years. Just gotta play your cards right with draft picks and selling assets before their worth as much as Alexander Daigle. Too many guys like sitting around with their fingers up their ass instead of on the trigger. Quit beating off to porn and do something about it dude. Underrated.
6. Internet porn- well wether your single or not you can't beat free porn. Please feel free to post some fan favourite sites as it's crazy how underrated this is. Saturday night hockey followed by a little ménage trois with a midget and an old grocery store manager on porn hub. Don't judge me whatever floats your boat. Underrated.
7. Covid-19- overrated. Coronavirus can fuck right off, I'm done with this bullshit. Although the short lines and cheap flights can stay. As well as the no handshakes, I can go without ever shaking another greasy sweaty dudes hand.
8. Slack- underrated boys. We are on there. Use it. Unless you don't own a smart phone. If that's the case, get with the times you miserable shit.
9. Draft lottery- overrated. You're not all getting top pick gents. The Red Wings are and will take Lafreniere. But don't worry about that, he's a fucking busy anyways so enjoy that waste Martel.
10. Being sensitive- overrated. Cry me a river. This is fantasy hockey boys, keep your personal shit out of it and let's just keep the league as what it's meant for. Fun and an escape from the jobs and women. Unless those women are on porn hub, then we welcome their open mouths with open arms.

** New starting RIGHT NOW we will be doing a special little edition on the deadline, everyone's most hated day. Ok more like half of you hate getting those annoying offers from a handful of vultures and the other half get off on being the vultures. You hate the trade reviews? Me too, don't worry my opinion is all that really matters and I'll be giving my opinion for EACH deal we have from now til February 27th. Not gonna hold back, if it was a dumb fucking move on your part, you'll hear it.**